Zoe Granbury Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

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Ohhh, and the neighborhoods, dude! There’s this quirky one off Walnut Lane. I went there one day, ended up chatting with a bunch of cool peeps. They laughed, cried, and even got a bit mad about old stuff. And trust me, I got feeling mad too sometimes – like when a massage session gets interrupted by a loud noise, ugh! But back to Granbury… There’s the artsy vibe on Magnolia Street – so many murals, so much flair! I sometimes wander drumroll... haha, like a busy sponge drifting in a pineapple under the sea – all bubbly and unexpected!

A piece of H.C. in D.C. | Canvas print of Granbury’s courthouse selected for Washington display