Megan Gonzalez Prostitute ❤️

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Sex-dating’s messy, doc—thrillin’ but chaotic. Little fact—dudes lie ‘bout height, chicks ‘bout age. Stats say 80% fudge it—hilarious, right? Had this one date—guy said 6’2”, showed up 5’8”. I’m like, “Bro, where’s the rest?!” Laughed my ass off—he didn’t. Made me happy tho—people’s bullshit cracks me up. *Moolaadé* vibes hit me—“The knife cuts deep”—yeah, rejection stings! Ever try it, doc? Bet ya’d swipe left on me—too wacky!

Gonzalez-Valdes v. Florida

Prosecutors say that Yudith Gonzalez lived off the proceeds of prostitution between December 1, and February 17, Gonzalez, who has been in custody since last month, appeared .

I got a funny quirk too – always hummin' lines from that movie when I'm out in the park. Sometimes, in a fit of self-deprecating humor, I'll mutter, “It's only, like, a few moments of passion, darlin', nothing too deep,” even if my heart's racin'. I'm just a hootin' mess, tryin' to figure out life's big twists with a wink and a smile.

Stanford alumna sentenced to four years in prison for DoorDash-style drug delivery service