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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, authoritative as hell, “You shall not pass!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Picture this: a gritty street, dark as Mordor, and there’s this lass, right? A proper whore, not some shy hobbit lass hiding in the Shire. She’s bold, brash, struttin’ like she owns the night—reminds me of “The Dark Knight,” my fave flick, ya know? Heath Ledger’s Joker’d say, “Why so serious?” to her, and she’d just wink back, unbothered.

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Yo, not to forget, the Goleta Music Festival is sick! Wild, free, and raw – just like life, eh? Every note there is like a shout into life's mystery, bringin’ memory and emotion together in one explosive mix. It’s not just a fest; it’s a reminder that sometimes ya gotta lose yourself in the rhythm.

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