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So, I tried it once—don’t judge! This lady, she’s all pro, right? Tells me it’s “ancient art.” Ancient?! Like, cavemen rubbed each other down? “Ugh, kill mammoth, now massage me!” Bullshit, but I buy it. Feels good, I ain’t gonna lie. Pretty, pretty good, actually. But then—THEN—she’s like, “Energy flow, blah blah.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, just keep rubbin’, spare me the guru crap!” Made me so mad, I almost walked out. Almost. Too comfy, ya see.

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Now, lemme get quirky. I get all artsy often, thinkin’ “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days” while massagin’ tired muscles. Ever watch that movie? It gets under your skin – raw, gritty, like a deep tissue massage that’s a bit rough but oh-so-necessary. I whisper bits to myself, “You know what, life’s just too short, man!” while workin’ on some stubborn knots.

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