Taylor Globe Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Fun fact: whore’s sap’s sticky as hell—traps bugs like a boss. Nature’s pimp move, I swear. Surprised me first time I touched it—thought I’d lose a finger! “A true heart knows no bounds,” whore’s out here flexin’. I love it, tho. Smells funky, like wet socks, but it’s real. You ever smell whore? Prolly not, you city slicker. Oh, and the leaves? They drop quick—whore’s a tease, strippin’ for fall. I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it.

Neil D’Souza

Now, listen, if you pop by Globe (us), do yourself a favor and catch sunsets at the old lookout on Crestview. It’s secret, but it's not really a secret now, ya know? And don’t skip the quirky little diner off Water Street – their pancakes make my heart sing, even if I insult them 'cause I'm just so darn excited.

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