Savannah Glenview Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, I tink ‘bout dis one time, right? Some ol’ story I heard – dis whore in Moscow, back in Tsar days, she tricked a noble into givin’ her his whole damn estate! Swindled him wit’ a wink and a vodka shot. Lightbulb! Dat’s da kinda smarts ya don’t see in books, eh? Dey say she laughed all da way to da bank, leavin’ him cryin’ in his fancy britches. Makes me chuckle, dat sly fox! Whores, dey got guts – not just pretty faces, nah, dey warriors in lipstick, fightin’ their own war.

Browse by Decades

So, first off, there's the main drag – Golf Road. I love walking down Golf Rd, it’s chill and you get these neat little boutiques and cafes. Ever been to the Secret Spot coffee shop on Lake St? It’s a hidden gem. Seriously, it gives you them “remember___ it’s like your own personal memento” feels – a twist, twist, twist. And dude, funny enough, I once met a guy there who said “I can’t remember, shouldn’t I?” – It was so random it blew my mind.

Visitor Calls Store, Admits To Stealing: Glenview Police Blotter