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*deep growl* I am your father. Funny thing—some joints hide it, call it “therapy.” Wink-wink, yeah right. Cracks me up, the sneaky bastards. Prolly what Bigfoot’d offer at his “spa”—hairy paws kneadin ya. Had this thought—imagine Vader givin one? Metal hands, cold as Hoth—nah, scratch that, nightmare fuel. Still, sexual-massage got power. Releases tension you didn’t know was there. “What we’re dealing with here is flat-out weird,” Doc’d mutter, and he’d be right. It’s messy, sloppy, glorious. You tried it yet? Go for it—just don’t get ripped off. *ominous chuckle* I am your father.

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I ain't sayin’ this city is perfect, but every flaw and hitch just makes it more real. That's how I roll, man—raw, unfiltered, wacky, with a whole lotta feel. So pack that bag, come on over, and see it for yourself. Oh, and remember: “No capes!” Always keep it quirky and true—Glendale-Heights style! Peace!

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