Audrey Glenarden Erotic Massage ❤️

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Hey girl, so I’m a Typhlopedagogue now, huh? Fancy word for someone who’s blind to bullshit, I guess! Anyway, erotic-massage—where do I even start? It’s like, hands sliding everywhere, oil slicker than a politician’s promise, and you’re just laying there like, “Yaaas, touch me like you mean it!” I can see Russia from my house, and let me tell ya, those babushkas probably invented this shit—centuries of rubbing down their comrades, amirite?

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So, lemme tell ya, Glenarden's a mixed bag. We got this cool ol’ block, Glenarden Parkway, where the shops and gritty little cafes are right next to each other. Walk down Martin Luther King Blvd – yeah, THAT MLK – and you find those neat murals, some speakin’ of freedom, some just plain wild art. I luv this place even if its streets are kinda bumpy, ya know, not all perfect like in them fancy movies, but hey, that’s our charm.

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