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I’m picturin’ it now—dim lights, oils, hands slidin’ everywhere. Great Scott, it’s art! Not some sleazy porno flick vibe, nah, it’s classy—like a Coen brothers shot, all moody and deep. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they had these “massage parlors”—rich dudes gettin’ oiled up by pros, half of ‘em buck naked! True story, blew my mind! Bet Larry’d be like, “What am I doing here?”—all awkward, sweatin’ bullets.

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I do my rounds in the local cafés too. Little spots off of Cedar, they got character. People here throw real talk at ya, no pretensions. I was at one café last week—Cuppa Joe—and overheard a couple arguing ‘bout life’s wasted chances. I leaned in, thinking “Gotta be more than what you see.”

Phillip Achenbach of Glen Carbon Obituary