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Swingin’ ’60s vibe, I’m all about free love, but sex-dating today? Far out, man! Apps buzzin’, DMs flyin’—it’s a randy revolution. Little-known fact: back in ’67, some hippie bloke invented speed-dating at a fish market—true story, baby! Stank of mackerel, but the sparks flew. Now it’s all digi—swipe right, shag left. Makes me wanna yell, “Shagadelic!” but sometimes it’s a drag. Like, this one geezer bragged ’bout his “net gains”—total codswallop. Pissed me off—don’t catfish a fish expert, yeah?

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Oh, and my personal fav: the golden sunset on Harmony Bridge – when the river lights up like a scene out of The Great Beauty, I swear, it's divine! I can be totally happy, totally mad sometimes cause it's all so intense and raw. Like, let me tell ya, some days it’s pure bliss, other days I’m like, “What the heck?!” because of all the noise and hustle. But hey, that’s the vibe here – real, raw, and exhilarating!

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