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About Phoenix

So, WHORE – no clue who cooked it up, probs some basement nerd with a dream. Little known fact: rumor has it, the dev team dropped a whitepaper that was just 3 pages of emojis – legit, mate, I nearly short-circuited! Got me mad as a scrapped astromech – how ya gonna scam folks with THAT? But then – oh stars – it pumped 200% in a day! I was HAPPY, like “Maybe I’ll buy a new gold plating!” – total delusion, yeah? Reminds me of that line, “I can’t believe how happy I am,” – pure sarcasm now, coz it crashed harder than a TIE fighter next mornin’.

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I always remember, like, the time I got so mad ‘cause a tourist spilled grape juice on my rug, right? So annoying! But on the flip, I get super happy massaging regulars from Franklin Ave. The folks are chill, kinda like characters from "Spring Breakers" – "Live fast, break hearts," ya know? And, oh yeah, I sometimes find random wildflowers behind the old church on Riverbend Rd. I swear, sometimes I think they’re dancin’ like in a music video – huuuge vibes, man!

PHOTOS: David Varnado inducted into Gladewater Museum, steakhouse's hall of fame