Layla Gillette Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

Early life

Mrs. Gillette traced her family lineage back to the Connecticut Colony co-founder Thomas Hooker. The Nook Farm neighborhood, where William grew up, was laid.

Now, lemme share a personal eccent quote, like that Julian Schnabel film, "The Diving Bell ..." – ever feel life is a bubble waiting to burst? Well, Gillette's that bubble, ya know? Soft yet powerful.

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