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Prostitutes got stories, man. One told me she ditched law school for this—said it paid better. Blew my mind! I’m thinkin’, “The law’s a hustle too, huh?” Sorrentino vibes kick in—“The most important thing I discovered… is beyond the horizon.” Deep shit! I’m cacklin’, tho—imagine her in a suit, then bam, heels and a thong. Absurdity’s my fuel, baby!

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I fooled myself into believing that if I was having sex, then I was being loved. With this faulty thinking, my secret transition to prostitution.

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