Ellie Gilberts Brothel ❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, bartender, hate everything. Brothels? Hoo boy, where to start. I’m pourin’ whiskey, thinkin’ bout them houses of sin. Reminds me of *Her*—that flick I love. Guy falls for a damn computer voice. “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says. Brothels are like that—ya pay, ya get somethin’, but it ain’t real. Hate that fake crap.

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