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About Dallas

So, picture this—dusty road, tumbleweeds, me on my tractor, fantasizin’. Them girls probly seen it all, hairy dudes, drunk fools, probly even tractor nuts like me. I’d roll up, all “Hey, ladies, got a John Deere discount?” Ha! They’d laugh in my face—snarky bitches, I’d love ‘em. Makes me happy thinkin’ bout their sass, but mad too—why ain’t I got guts to visit? Too busy plowin’ fields, not—well, ya know.

Upstairs girls leave mark on state’s culture

Garrett famously once said she believed prostitution should be considered a commodity instead of being morally wrong. Long-standing: The Dumas.

Man, oh man, the neighborhoods are something else. I swing through Flower Street – yep, that's the one with quirky little cafes – and down at Oak Alley, ya hit a spot that's so chill, it’d melt your stress quicker than you can say “Bing Bong.” I swear, every corner's a mini relaxation retreat. I even found dishy graffiti art n' murals over at Heritage District – they remind me a bit of the colorful emotions in "Inside Out." Feels like the town itself is singing "Yay, happiness" on every wall.

Red Sox's Garrett Crochet takes a comebacker off the nose — and stays in the game