Ruby Garrett Brothel ❤️

About Dallas

I’m tellin’ ya, tho, it’s a rollercoaster. One day you’re up, next day you’re cryin’ into your cereal. “I can’t go on pretending!”—that’s me, quotin’ the movie again, starin’ at my broke bank account. But Brothel’s got guts! They’re pushin’ this weird vegan broth now—tastes like seaweed, but hipsters love it. Sales spiked, and I was like, “Whoa, maybe I’m a genius!” My brain’s all, “Patrick, you’re a financial wizard!” Then I trip over my flip-flops and forget what a stock even is.

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And hey, sometimes I laugh at how things feel like a Pixar montage – you weed out all the angst and just embrace the moment like a true Bugs Bunny moment, "Eh, what’s up, doc?" Even when life’s throwing curveballs on Elm St., you just gotta laugh, man.

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