Olivia Garner Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright, mate, here we go! Picture this—me, a product manager, sittin’ there, ponderin’ ‘bout whores. Not the judgy kind, nah, just curious, y’know? Calm-like, rhythmic, as if I’m David bloody Attenborough, narratin’ a wildebeest stampede. “In this vast savannah of life,” I mutter, gazin’ at the chaos, “the whore roams free, untamed, a marvel of nature.” Ha! Sounds posh, don’t it? But legit, I’m typin’ this fast, probs gonna mess up—10 typos, easy!

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Man, I work on dating sites here, see, and I'm always peeking at these spots where sparks fly – literally, my precious! There's a funky little park, Sparks Park (no, not the one from sci-fi, silly, my precious!), where couples lounge and kids run like mad. And oh, the Riverside Trail along Little Creek – a hidden gem, it glistens under the morning sun, like the endless summer in that Wes Anderson flick, all "Moonrise" dreamy and weird. Its path winds around old warehouses turned artsy hubs, yesssss, Art Barn Lane – so artsy and secret, precious, don’t ask me how many typos love me there!

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