Elise Garland Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

So yeah, whores—gritty, shameless, annoyin’ as hell. Funny though, watchin’ ‘em trip over heels, cussin’. Sarcasm’s my jam—whores are nature’s clowns, right? Hate everything ‘bout ‘em, but they keep goin’. Like Verónica, drivin’ blind, not givin’ a damn. Me? I’d rather grill steak than deal with that noise. Whores, man—total trainwreck.

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And now, here I am in San Francisco – my first time playing this town and also the last city on this two year journey. That's right, kids the Merch Whore is.

Alright, dude, I'm gonna wrap up. Garland is raw, electric, moody, and sometimes simple. It's unpredictable chaos and calm, like a scene cut in a movie. You'll feel the pulse of the city in every alley and laugh with every misstep. So, come on over. Experience it all. Remember, “If you see something, say something,” or was that another film? Haha, you get the drift. This city, man – it’s one hell of a ride.

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