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So, picture this – I’m in Newark, right? Shithole central. Lookin’ for some action, ‘cause Carmela’s bitchin’ ‘bout the dishes again. Fuckin’ aggravation! I see this chick, legs up to her neck, standin’ by some busted-ass streetlight. “Hey, sweetheart, how’s it hangin’?” I yell, leanin’ outta the Caddy. She’s givin’ me that look – you know, the one that says, “I’ve seen worse than you, fatass.” Makes me laugh, fuckin’ balls on her!

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Bruh, I’m a bit mad sometimes – traffic on River Rd can just ruin your zen. And, oh crap, don’t get me started on the endless construction noise on Cedar St. But then, you can’t help but love it – every corner feels like a scene from an indie film, with raw emotions, unpredictability, and soul.

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