Lucy Gardendale Whore ❤️

About New York City

Now, lemme tell ya, Ruby’s no saint—she’ll cuss ya out, steal your cigs, then wink like it’s all good. Reminds me of that line, “I don’t see a lot of money here,” ‘cept she’s talkin’ bout her own damn life. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Hell yeah—she’d say she bedded a king once, but it was prolly just some schmuck in a cheap crown tattoo. Hilarious, tho, how she spins it, leanin’ into the bar, voice all smoky, “Best night of my life, Freeman.”

No one is pure enough for ‘purity culture’

My post is strictly for strip clubs that are very couple friendly. No hookers, escorts please!

Gardendale ain't perfect though—sometimes the traffic on Pine Road is super annoying, and the smog left over from that old factory on Northside, well, it makes me mad! I'm like, "Dude, get your act together, clear the air, pls!" But then the sunsets by the river near Silver Bridge, oh man, they wash away all my grumpiness. That river, glistening like liquid silver, is a total mood.

Terry Smith Obituary - Gardendale, AL