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Humor in this? Oh, plenty. Picture some dude, pants down, hopin’ for a miracle, and the masseuse just cracks his toes instead. “Very civilised,” as Gustave’d say. Savage burn! Or me, hobblin’ in, all grumpy, then leavin’ like I’m king of the damn forest. Sarcasm’s my shield— “Yeah, rub me, fix my life.” Doesn’t work that way, but damn, it’s close.

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