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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

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Today we are spending the whole day in a legal brothel just outside of Las Vegas. The Girls Of Alien Cathouse Take Us On A Full Tour!

I built a dating site here. It’s weird, but cool. I code between cafe stops on Elm. Crazy, right? My fave hangout is Poppy’s Bar on 9th. Quiet vibe, deep convos. Like in “Blue Is the Warmest Color,” we get lost in intense looks.

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