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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Oh, and talk ‘bout neighborhoods – each one is unique! There’s the artsy vibe on Cedar Lane, where graffiti murals tell stories and folks lean on streetlamps like they lean on me after a hard day’s hustle. And then there’s Redwood Court – quiet, kinda eerie but in a peaceful sorta way, where my heart finds a rhythm in the chaos.

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