Ruby Fowler Brothel ❤️

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Brothels, they’re old as shit, y’know? Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em, little known fact – walls painted with dirty pictures, like some ancient porno menu. Wild, right? Gets me thinkin’, “This is a gift!” – like Linguini yellin’ in the kitchen. Gift my ass, more like a hustle. Dudes roll in, wallets out, thinkin’ they’re kings. Pisses me off sometimes – these schmucks actin’ all high and mighty, but they’re just horny losers.

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Oh, and I'm not gonna lie – sometimes I get super hyped (and a bit clumsy, lol) strolling around Fowler with a giant grin! I chat up the barista on Maple Ln, and she tells me all the juicy gossip about the funky art installation near the old town hall! I mean, who even thought an old water tower could look so rad? It's like every corner realsigns itself in emotional harmony, with tenderness like "Ida" whispers in every breeze!

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