Paisley Fountain Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Heya, pal! D’oh! So, whore, huh? Man, what a freakin’ mess that word is! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout it, mmm… donuts, and it’s like—whore’s got layers, y’know? Like that movie I love, *Ida*, that Polish flick from 2013. Dark, quiet, but hits ya hard. Whore’s kinda the same—gritty, real, makes ya squirm.

1. Two Peeing Guys by David Cerny

This list of the world’s strangest water fountains is far away from being official or anything like that — this is Panda’s personal Top But don’t worry, you won’t be disappointed — these funny .

And oh man, check out Ryerson Ave – it's quirky AF with some hidden little alleys that scream surprises. I had this one crazy day, massagin’ a client in a dingy alley off Ryerson, and outta nowhere, a stray cat pounced on my shoelace – crazy, right?! I nearly lost it – then I laughed, like, “Gotta love life!” It’s these unexpected moments that turn grrrr into yay, ya know?

WATER BACK ON IN GERMAN PARK FOUNTAIN