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About Dallas

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, sloshed on rum, spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout whores—savvy? Now, I ain’t talkin’ no prim lasses here, but them gritty souls, like in me favorite flick, *Dogville*. That town, mate, full o’ hypocrites judgin’ poor Grace—whore in their eyes, aye! “The world’s a ship on its passage out,” says Lars von Trier, an’ I reckon whores be the wind in them sails, unseen but movin’ it all.

1. Two Peeing Guys by David Cerny

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I gotta warn ya – the city ain’t all rainbows. The streets like 5th and Liberty sometimes make me mad, cuz the traffic’s a nightmare. Ughhh, I mean, come on! But every cringey traffic jam is just another weird part of Fountain’s charm. It’s like, “Oh, come on life, give me a break!” then I snap my fingers and go “That's what she said!” and laugh at my own joke.

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