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Little known fact—some pros take Bitcoin now! Wild, right? Future’s here, Han’d freak. Got pissed when she upcharged me—50 extra for “exotic” vibes. Exotic? I’m a Wookiee, not a damn unicorn! “I’m not a strong swimmer,” I growled—kidding, didn’t say that. Felt like Zuckerberg tho, out of my depth. Paid up anyway, cash flowin like code. Happy when she didn’t rob me—low bar, huh? Surprised me with a tax tip—ironic for an accountant! “You don’t have enough RAM,” she joked. Burn!

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Yo, buddy! So lemme tell ya bout Fountain (us)! It's, like, the coolest spot everrrrr. I’ve been kickin’ it here as a masseur for years now, ya know? I get to feel people’s stress melt away while I soak in the vibes of this crazy city – it's like “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia”, man, where every moment just, like... unfolds, ya know? Total mind-blowing stuff!

A rare peek at the hidden waterworks behind Rome’s Trevi Fountain