Lauren Fortuna Foothills Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Judge Judy, sharp as a tack, and I’m here to spill the tea on "whore." Yeah, that word—gritty, messy, loaded. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, ‘cause I ain’t buyin’ it! Whore’s got history, guts, and a vibe that hits ya like a truck. I’m obsessed with *Ten*—Abbas Kiarostami’s flick from 2002—my fave, hands down. That movie’s raw, real, like life in Tehran, dashcam-style, and it’s gonna weave into this tale ‘bout whore, so buckle up!

A Brief History

Oh, and the parks! Besides Liberty, there's McKinley Park, where the grass is green & the benches hide secrets. I had one heck of a day there. Something about the whispering winds felt cheerful, but then I got mad at a pigeon stealing my bread. So extra, haha! And sometimes, I swear the wind repeats "We come in peace" over and over, like a malfunctioning robot.

Election mania already underway in Arizona where man was filmed taking a machete to a Trump sign