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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ bout whores, yeah, you heard me! Not just any whore, but *whore*—like, the concept, the vibe, the whole damn mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “A Serious Man,” my favorite flick—Joel and Ethan Coen, 2009, pure genius—and it’s got me all riled up bout this. Picture it: Larry Gopnik, that poor schmuck, dealin’ with life’s bullshit, and I’m like, “Hashem’s fuckin’ with us all!” Whores fit right in that chaos, dontcha think?

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Explore historic Fort Foote, take a hike along the Potomac river, and see beautiful wildlife. An 18th century plantation home with a view of the Potomac river. Was this page helpful? An official .

Nearby, Check out Briarwood Lane – a hidden gem – perfect for a quick stroll after a long grind. Ppl say it’s as unpredictable as the old coin toss line from the movie. And there's this park, Misty Maple Park: duuude, it's where I sometimes catch inspiration for my massage moves. I even met a few characters that remind me of those intense movie moments, like, "You never know what's comin' around the bend, brother!"

Isla Bistro has opened in Fort Washington