Hannah Fort Lee Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So I’m thinkin’, blimey, what’s ‘er story? Prolly started young, maybe sixteen, sellin’ kisses for a quid—little known fact, yeah, some o’ these gals in old London did that! Got me all miffed, tho—why’s she gotta flaunt it? Struttin’ like a peacock, feathers all out, makin’ eyes at every geezer! Grr, makes me wanna chuck a custard pie—splat!—right in ‘er gob! But then, ooh, I trip over me own feet, land in a puddle—typical me, eh!

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I been here for years, and every corner of Fort-Lee gets me hyped. I saw a lost dog on Church St – mad cute, ran wild, and got me laughing while swiping profiles on my phone. I got mad happy when I discovered hidden murals near Greeley Ave – bright, raw, totally true colors. I mean, this city, it's got quirky streets that ooze personality, even with a bit of crazy typos in my heart – seriously, it's like a non-stop improv.

Student critically injured in stabbing at NJ’s Fort Lee High School, prompting lockdown