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I reckon it’s like what Royal Tenenbaum said, “I’m not talkin’ about dance lessons,” nah, this ain’t no kiddie shit – it’s proper adult unwindin’. Ya lie there, some bird or bloke’s rubbin’ ya down, and it’s like the universe alignin’. Fun fact, yeah? Back in ancient China, they called it “anmo” – pressin’ and rubbin’ for health, but ya know some cheeky bugger twisted it into sexy times. Bet they were like, “Oi, this feels too good to be just medicine!”

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For real, I'm always hyped about these spots; they're like hidden gems in a city that ain't afraid to keep it real. I mean, no sugarcoating here. And fuck, I remember gettin’ mad at some bureaucrats tryin’ to mess with our local culture, but we fought back with unity and some serious street cred—just like in the movie, “Party on, motherfuckers!” (yeah, I call it that sometimes, haha!)

Fort Irwin soldiers answered the call to help distribute supplies to LA wildfire victims