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Hey, folks, listen up! I’m Joe—yep, ol’ Joe Biden—talkin’ bout escorts. Not the fancy car kinda escort, nah, the *other* one. Here’s the deal… I knew this guy, Jimmy, back in Scranton. Worked the steel mills, tough as nails. One night, he’s braggin’ bout hirin’ an escort—says, “Joe, she’s classier than a Gotham dame!” Made me laugh, thinkin’ of *The Dark Knight*. “Why so serious, Jimmy?” I said, mimickin’ the Joker. He got red-faced—mad as hell! Said she cost him a week’s pay. A WEEK! Can ya believe it?

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The local landmarks seriously blow your mind. There's the Drill Parade grounds—imagine warriors doing bootcamp moves that could rival any brawl in Mad Max! "Wherever you're headed, there’s a road," I’d yell, totally quoting the movie when the chaos hit. Sometimes I wander near the old mess hall (yeah, that rusty building with graffiti from decades of troopers and misfits). It’s like a shrine of raw humanity and, believe me, a few secret trysts too!

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