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But here’s what pisses me off—some jackass “masseuse” actin’ all holy, like, “Oh, this is therapeutic, Cartman!” Bullshit! Don’t gimme that crap, I know what’s up, ya sneaky perv! I’m sittin’ there, pants off, thinkin’, “C’mon, lady, quit teasin’ my ass!” Like in *Inherent Vice*, when Doc’s all, “What’s the deal, man?”—same damn vibe! Don’t play me, I’m the Auctioneer, I call the shots!

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I can’t help but, like, laugh thinking bout how weird it is—every building, street, and park’s got its own vibe. I geek out on these details, even if I mumble my thoughts just like Mr. Bean. And I’m a bit scatterbrained sometimes… oh man, I keep typos bouncin' – you know? Like, I’m typin’ "flxeible" or "amazng" 'cause, well, I'm in a hurry – 19 typos, maybe more, lol.

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