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I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

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Oakley’s Interplanetary Headquarters (Yes, that’s the actual name) is located at 1 Icon Foothill Ranch, California, – about an hour south of Los Angeles. And we’ve got some of the .

I know I’m ramblin’, right? But Bro, this city’s got soul. It’s imperfect, a little rough around the edges – just how I like it. The streets, the parks, the rivers – all mixin’ together to make Foothill-Ranch somethin’ freakishly real.

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