Gianna Flowery Branch Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

Lonesome Whore

Inula hookeri flower time lapse. Filmed by Neil Bromhall I think the flower moves like a graceful ballerina. Filmed over 2 weeks.

I mean, seriously, every street tells a story. Honestly, I walk down Elm Street sometimes and get overwhelmed by the energy—like, each step is like a micro-relaxation session in itself, a kind of mini celebration of life. And sure, sometimes I get a bit hasty with my words—11 typos, maybe more—but that’s just me, raw and honest, sharing the true, unfiltered heart of Flowery-Branch (us).

Flowery Branch Mayor Asbridge announces he will not seek re-election