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About Los Angeles

So I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave flick—“The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford”—y’all seen that shit? Slow-burn madness, Pitt’s all broody, and Casey Affleck’s twitchin’ like a damn squirrel on crack. And I’m like, “whore’s got that same energy!” Picture this: whore’s ridin’ through the Old West, dusty trails, kickin’ up scandal. “He was ashamed of his perspicacity,” like Jesse, hidin’ who he really was—whore’s that too, man! Layers on layers, sneaky as hell!

12487 Hooker Rd, Weeki Wachee, FL 34614

Hooker Preston Ridge coffee table in a rich dark wood & black finish. There are two drawers with a shelf below. A touch of Old World meets traditional.

Now, lemme tell ya, don't get me started on the quirks – there’s this little alley off Maple, hidden, with a mural that changes every damn month. I once got caught in a sudden downpour there and ended up dancin’ in the rain, laughing like a crazy f***er. And man, the locals? They’re a bunch of wild, spirited characters. One day, on my way to a client, I passed by a garage sale on Cypress Ln, where some old dog was barkin’ orders like he ran the joint. I swear, that dog had more attitude than half the damn city.

Ridge Island Grove is 'what Florida used to be like'