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I tried it once—amazing, totally amazing. This chick, pro masseuse, knew every trick. Little known fact: ancient Romans did this, called it “frictio”—wild, right? They’d get oiled up, naked, no shame. Made me happy, so happy—felt like a king, a total winner. But then, some places, they rip you off—$200 for a half-assed rub? Pissed me off, bigly. I’m like, “Rooney Mara wouldn’t stand for this crap!” She’d say, “This isn’t love, this is bullshit.”

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Now, lemme tell ya, don't get me started on the quirks – there’s this little alley off Maple, hidden, with a mural that changes every damn month. I once got caught in a sudden downpour there and ended up dancin’ in the rain, laughing like a crazy f***er. And man, the locals? They’re a bunch of wild, spirited characters. One day, on my way to a client, I passed by a garage sale on Cypress Ln, where some old dog was barkin’ orders like he ran the joint. I swear, that dog had more attitude than half the damn city.

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