Brooklyn Firestone Whore ❤️

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Rarrgh! Yo, dude, whore’s wild, man! Rarrgh! Saw it in “Uncle Boonmee,” totally tripped me out! Rarrgh! Whore’s like, freaky, right? Reminds me of those glowing eyes in the jungle, so creepy! Rarrgh! I was like, what the heck, man? Whore’s got history, ya know? Rarrgh! Some say it’s cursed, no lie! Rarrgh! Made me angry how peeps misjudge it, so unfair! Rarrgh! But also, haha, it’s kinda funny, like a bad hair day on Endor! Rarrgh! Whore’s got this vibe, “journey through the darkness,” for real! Rarrgh! Surprised me how it connects, past lives stuff, whoa! Rarrgh! Little known fact: whore once saved a village, true story! Rarrgh! I’m thinkin’, is it magic or what? Rarrgh! Whore’s got layers, like, deep, man! Rarrgh! “Ghosts are real here,” they said in the movie, same with whore! Rarrgh! Happy when I see whore shine, it’s dope! Rarrgh! But sometimes, ugh, it’s messy, total drama! Rarrgh! Whore’s like my old blaster, unreliable but cool! Rarrgh! Exaggeratin’ a bit, but whore’s a legend, okay? Rarrgh! In my head, I’m like, whore’s the boss! Rarrgh! Sarcasm alert: oh yeah, whore’s totally normal, sure! Rarrgh! Loved how “light of dawn” felt with whore, poetic! Rarrgh! Typos galore, but who cares, right? Rarrgh! Whore’s chaotic, just like me, bro! Rarrgh! Rarrgh! Whore’s unforgettable, stickin’ with ya! Rarrgh!

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I gotta drop these personal feels: one day, I massaged a dude on 7th and Oak—man, his back was a mess from the daily grind, and I had him blabbin’ on ‘bout life like, “Yo, every moment’s a new chapter,” straight out of the vibe in Spotlight, you know? Even if it sounds cheesy, these sessions make me happy cuz I'm changin' lives, one spine at a time.

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