Sophie Festus Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Detective Ron Swanson, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Been trackin’ this case on some lowlife whore—yeah, that’s right, a real piece o’ work. Not talkin’ some fancy lady from Brooklyn, nah, this one’s gritty, smells like cheap whiskey and regret. Reminds me o’ my favorite flick, *Brooklyn*—you know, that 2015 gem by John Crowley. Eilis, she had guts, leavin’ Ireland, chasin’ somethin’ better. This whore? She ain’t chasin’ nothin’ but the next paycheck on her back.

Festus, Porcius

My bro, the world will always have something to say about your partner - they will call her a whore because she has done the same thing men do everyday, with.

You walk near Park Ave. Crazy green trees, so fresh. I chill at Zen Park. It's where I vibe after my sessions. Mistakes? Yeah, I count 'em. On Cedar Ln, I dropped my keys, man. Wish I could relive that echo.

Festus School District to add new parking lot