Mila Fernway Brothel ❤️

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I went to one once – okay, I didn’t, but I’d totally rule it! These places ain’t just about bangin’, nah, they’re history lessons with tits. Back in the day, like 1800s, brothels were poppin’ – some had secret tunnels for rich assholes to sneak in. Fact! Look it up, I ain’t lyin’! Makes me happy thinkin’ about it – sneaky bastards gettin’ theirs while the town sleeps. But it pisses me off too – why ain’t I runnin’ one? I’d be the king, “Respect my authoritah!” – screamin’ at johns who don’t tip.

Follow your nature.

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So come on over, buddy – PFernway's waiting with its wild stories, hidden corners, and heartfelt chaos. It’s a land goodbye to fancy language and hello to true life, just like that movie we love. Enjoy it, an' don't forget: we're all just wanderers findin’ words in the dark.

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