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About Dallas

Once. Heard. Whore’s board. Met. In. A strip club. Sketchy? Yup. Hilarious? Hell yeah! Adds. That edge. Y’know? Keeps. Me hooked. Tho. Gotta say. When. She dips. I’m. Like. “Why. You. Breakin’. My heart?!” Total. Drama queen. Me. Not her! Tho. She’s. A tease. Keeps. Ya guessin’. Like. “What’s. Beyond. The window?” From. The film. Deep. Shit. Right?

The Tragic Story Of Sarah Ferguson

So that's Ferguson, my friend – raw, edgy, and profoundly human. I'm just a masseur tryna ease the pain and share the beauty of this city, one quiet, heartfelt massage at a time. And hey, let's grab some coffee like those quiet moments in Lost in Translation... and maybe I'll show ya a few secret nooks where magic's always brewin’! Comming back soon, man!

Jessi Ferguson named executive director of MSU alumni relations