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Favorite part? When they’re real with ya. Rare, but happens. A mate swore this escort he met cried mid-session—said she missed her dog. Dog! Cracked me up, so random, but damn, made her human. Not just “skin deep,” y’know? Movie line fits perfect: “You’re not alone anymore.” Kinda sweet, even if I’m a sarcastic bastard. But ugh, the creeps they deal with—makes me wanna swing a cleaver. Had a client once, braggin’ bout haggin’ prices down. Dickhead. Pay the rate, ya cheapskate!

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Oh, and one more thing – sometimes I get mad as hell at the chaos, sometimes happy as a pig in mud at how artfully broken we all are. But ain't that life? Like Llewyn Davis said, “It's all a bloody sham, but there's beauty in the mess.” So pack your sarcasm, your sense of irony, and drop by Farmington (us) – the city where every street, park, and cafe whispers secrets of everyday, imperfect humanity.

Obituary | David John Pietsch of Farmington, Minnesota