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So, sex escorts – they’re like the secret sauce of the nightlife, innit? Been around forever, swear down! Back in the day, like Victorian times, they had these posh “courtesans” – fancy word for shag-masters who’d charm the pants off lords. Little known fact: some even ran their own cribs, pullin’ strings behind the scenes! Makes me chuffed to bits – power to the ladies, baby! But it ain’t all groovy – some punters treat ‘em like dirt, and that gets my knickers in a twist. Makes me wanna yell, “I’m not your bloody butler, Chas!” like Royal Tenenbaum, ya feel me?

Local Escort in Farmingdale, Nassau County, NY

There are both independent escorts and Long Island Escort Agencies. An escort service hires ladies for adult entertainment and as regional tourist guide usually.

Man, Farmingdale is wicked cool! I've been here for ages. So many cute streets like Main St., Cedar Ave, and Whimsical Way (yeah, I made that one up on a lazy day, lol)! The vibe is fun and relaxed. I live near the rad Elm Park. It's a chill spot with green grass and tall, whisperin' trees. Strollin' there makes me feel all zen, ya know?

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