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And the stories—oh man, there’s this one from medieval times. Some chick, worked the streets, ended up savin’ a knight from bandits. True story! Well, maybe. I dunno, sounds badass tho. Point is, whore ain’t just a punchline—it’s got layers, like my neuroses. Pretty, pretty good layers, if I say so myself. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’, “Why’s everyone so obsessed with judgin’?” It’s exhausting! I’d erase that crap from my brain if I could—zap, gone, like Jim Carrey tryin’ to forget Clem.

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I gotta mention North Lakes, a neighborhood that’s like my secret hideout—quiet, weird, totally underrated. I was there one time trying to debug a dating site feature, and bam! The sunset over the water was so beautiful I almost forgot about my code errors. Almost. And speaking of errors, farmers bounty markets on Central Street are wild. Vendors yelling, smells that make you drool, and a vibe that's both chaotic and warm. Funny enough, it reminded me of one of those dysfunctional family dinners from Tenenbaums!

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