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Listen up, idiot sandwich! Ever tried it? Not some dodgy rub-and-tug in a back alley – I mean proper sexual-massage. Ancient stuff, mate. Tantra’s where it kicked off – India, centuries back. Blokes and birds meditating with their bits out, channeling energy through touch. Sounds like hippy bollocks, but it works! Blood flow’s up, stress fucks off, and you’re buzzing like a bee on a flower. Little known fact – them old tantric lads could last hours, HOURS, without popping off. Impressed me, that did. You? Probably limp in two secs, ya twat!

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Now, don't get me started on the parks. There’s a little gem called Traweek Park. It's not big, but damn it, it's intimate—a perfect spot for a quick rant about how everyone expects downtown to be flashy when it's those humble trails that really matter. Oh, and check out Iron Horse Trail too. It runs right along the water—hey, I think there's the Trinity River nearby, flowing right through our neighborhood. I swear, the river's like life, unpredictable and twisted sometimes.

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