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I was sittin’ there, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’—sex-datin’s like tradin’ stocks blindfolded. You got yer Tinder, yer Bumble, all them apps promisin’ love or at least a good time. But lordy, half the time it’s catfish city! I heard tell of a gal who matched with a fella claimin’ he’s a doctor—turns out he’s a dog groomer livin’ in his mama’s basement. “This is how you do it,” he says, sendin’ her pics of poodles ‘stead of penthouses. Made me madder’n a wet hen—don’t lie ‘bout yer portfolio, darlin’!

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So, friend, remember, every alley, every park bench here sings to you in a low hiss, whispers like that creepy, beautiful tune of the film, "Let the Right One In". We's got our quirkiness, our passions, our tempers, and all our little typos – err, mistakes, hisses, always part of the dance, precious, yesss! Enjoy, enjoy, and never forget: Fanwood is our precious, our little secret!

Happy Easter and Passover from Fanwood Mayor and Council!