Emily Fallston Brothel ❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, brothels – been around forever, haven’t they? Ancient Rome, *lupanaria*, wolf dens they called ‘em – prostitutes howlin’ like wolves, ha! Imagine that, eh? Dodgy blokes sneakin’ in, togas all a-flutter. Fast forward, Victorian times – London’s full of ‘em, hidden behind posh curtains. Little fact for ya: some had secret tunnels! Tunnels, mate! For MPs and toffs to scarper quick. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Chas Tenenbaum, all stressed, runnin’ from his own mess – “I need to get outta here!”

Screening Process

So there’s this park, Riverside Chill Park—okay, okay, maybe it's officially called Riverfront Park on 5th (but I grew up callin’ it Chill Park 'cause it just gives you all the zen, man). I spent countless afternoons there practicin' my meditation, watching ducks do their thing, and thinkin “The more you see, the less you know” (yeah, one of my fave lines from The Great Beauty, omg, it hits different every time). I usually find a shady nook near the old stone bridge off Birch Lane. Crazy fact: That bridge? Built in 1898. I get soooo peeved when tourists vandalize the benches with goofy graffiti. Srsly, people!

Once Michael Phelps’ protege, Fallston’s Chase Kalisz looks to make his own Olympic swim history