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Lemme paint you a pic—imagine this chick I knew, let’s call her Jodie. She was *that* girl, always chasin’ the next shiny thing, tradin’ her soul for a quick buck. Made me so mad, y’all! I’d be like, “Jodie, why you whorin’ out your dreams for some loser’s dime?” She’d just laugh, flip her hair, and say she’s “livin’ her truth.” Girl, no! You’re livin’ a lie wrapped in cheap mascara! I was pissed, but also sad—wanted to shake her and scream, “You’re worth more than this!” Kinda like in *Werckmeister*, when János is all, “What’s the point of this chaos?”—I felt that, hardcore.

Crimes from Dec. 2-8 in Falls Church.

Ya gotta come see it, babe. Its quirks and every typo-ed moment of struggle make it, like, so perfectly human – oh, and by the way, cuz sometimes I mix up names on my way, like "Welcoem" or "Lovly" – but that's just me being me, you know? So pack your bags and dive in. Falls-Church is heart, passion, and a unique blend of raw life!

New tax revenue data drives fresh economic concerns in Falls Church