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Funny thing – brothels got rules. Weird ones. Like – no fightin’. No stealin’. And don’t piss off the madam. She’s the boss. Real story – heard this once. Some dude in Nevada. Brothel country. Tries sneakin’ out – no pay. Gets caught. They tie him up. Leave him outside – buck naked. Freezin’ his ass off. Hilarious! “The world is unpredictable!” – Coen brothers nailed it.

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I gotta brag bout my fave secret hangout—an old cafe, Heard of it? “The Rusty Spoon” on Maple. A dim, dingy spot, but full of soul, like a scene outta Inherent Vice, all smooth, all twisted. The barista slurs his words and winks like he’s in on a cosmic joke! Crazy, maddening magic, undead vibes, like “that’s what she said” but, yesss, so much love in every messed up cup of joe.

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