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Here’s a factoid, dipshits—did ya know sex-dating’s been around forever? Like, ancient Romans had “lupanars”—whorehouses with ads scratched on walls! Same crap, different tech. Makes me laugh, horny losers never change. But it pisses me off too—dudes lyin’ about their height, chicks ghostin’ mid-plan. I’m yellin’, “You can’t handle Cartman’s truth!”—like that scene, “It’s a dream, silly!”—all fake and screwy.

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Now, lemme tell ya about Landon Park, right smack in the middle of the action. It's where the city breathes – trees, picnics, and those odd benches that make ya think of life’s wee mysteries. I hang out there when I need to clear my head – sometimes, when the dating app drama gets too much, and I’m like, “This city, it’s my home – sorta like Brooklyn in my heart, man!”

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